lets all go to rune midgard~ chapter 1

well, i'm ill, and hence bored. coz i am to remain indoors (since it's like -12 outside)... that i've done for 3 full days and am damned bored now... ="=
so, this...

it's done for my own amusement, but hopefully u'll still enjoy it ;P

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"Ah hoy u lil monster~ merry xmas~" as he said it, the novice boy flung a dagger at the pink jelly like monster. the santa poring avoided it just in time and bounced onto the boy's face in response. The boy lost balance and fell.

"ouch! i'm gonna kill u!" he bellowed as he regained his feet quickly from the snow clad ground. he attacked again and this time he din miss his target. the jelly being burst into pieces with a single "blurp", leaving its santa poring hat and a candy cane lying on the ground.

as the boy picked up his loots, he heard the annoyed voice of a woman,
"hey boy, what did u do that for?"

he turned and saw a hunter lady with dark brown hair, short straight and slick. she had eyes of the same colour. and clad in white.
"none of your business lady, unless u would let me make u some xmas pudding out of them XD"
he said as he stored the candy cane into his pouch, already wearing the santa poring hat.
"merry xmas~~" he added with a smile, and immediately running after another santa poring bouncing just beside the bridge.

a man stopped between him and the creature.
"oi Ai, you've found urself a rude little boy ei?" the man said with a careless grin on his face. he had green hair like overgrown weeds and wore the black priest's uniform. and... two ice-creams in his hands.

ice-creams in this weather? the boy wondered, and sweated lightly (/swt)

"boy, you dont go killing santa porings in Lutie on xmas day ok? lovers come here for holiday and frozen jelly patches are not exactly the most romantic scene in the world... how about u spare this miserable little thing's life and i'll give you 20zeny? and how the hell did a novice like you get here anyway?"

"hah~ preaching me~ wot is 20zeny to make me stop?! a stupid acolyte promised to wrap me to Morroc and wrapped me here instead and gone disappearing himself ="= i swear he'd get it back from me someday (/ag)." the boy was holding up his fist. "and as you've so sagely pointed out, i will never make it to Morroc by walking. nor do i have enough zeny to travel with the Kafra service. i need to be there for the tesssssst!" the boy made it sound despair and dramatic, yet he was already chasing after another santa poring bouncing along the half frozen river as he finished the sentence.

three jabs. and more pink jelly spilled onto the snowy ground. both Ai and Grass clapped their foreheads annoyed.

"stop it boy..."

"no. i'll only stop killing these little buggers for the loots if you'd escort me to Morroc or pay Kafra to do so." the boy chasing off another santa poring as he cut Ai's speech.

"... i was just going to offer you to join our party." Ai continued with a smile. the smile turned into a muted laugh as she found the boy looking at her with his widened eyes is now sitting on the santa poring he'd just hunted down to make it still. "although u are annoying enough." she added with a friendly tone. she liked the boy's spirit and cheekiness. "Morroc is our next destination anyway. Zeph is there collecting some cactus needles and talons for his poison bottles." the last sentence she addressed to Grass.

"Ai, u heard him. a test in Morroc. this boy is going to be a thief!" Grass protested, he never liked the theif class.

"so was Zeph. you have problem with that?" Ai's voice was dangerous.

"!!! nonononono... no problem no problem at all... thief boys are the best~~~" and an angry women is scarier than a baphomet... he added inside himself.

"so, welcome to our party, boy ^^"

"ah, wow~~~~~~ party with class 2s! it's my first... many thanks :D and that Zeph you mentioned, is an assassin cross?" the boy is overjoyed, he knew only assassin crosses use poison bottles.

"yes, boy. Zephyr had just passed his sin cross test. we are taking our class 3 tests soon too." she motioned her hands to indicate she was talking about herself and Grass. "by the way, i'm Ai from Payon, and he's Grass from Izlude. and your name?"

"Sate, i'm borned in Alberta. hey~ that emblem~~ so you guys are from the Juvenile Predators guild?!" he points a finger to the simple symbol she has on her hunter bow.

"so we are ^^, follow us if you have no place to stay tonight." another smile from her, and they are underway back to the guesthouse. so, he recognized their emblem. yes, a boy from alberta the merchant city would know things like that. and Sate knows more than wot she first gave credit to, so she thought.

the Juvenile Predators, or JP, is rising to be one of the more recognised guild in Rune Midgard. beside Zeph, they already had 3 other members with class 3 job status. Ya the high wizard, Nocturn the whitesmith and finally Sophia the professor, who was the first to achieve that status, and was also the guild master.

"so much for a romantic holiday >_<" whispered Grass sulkingly as he trotts behind the now animatedly chatting pair, still holding the ice-creams. well, it wouldnt melt in this weather anyway.

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woah, i cross dressed myself... and dragged 颖 down with me XD yes, he is sophia XD yo, no one fits in to the row of a swordsman... no tanker... ="= i want a crusader/paladin la...

no wait! i need to put 颖 together with 银~(to be true to our original JP story XD) i can make 银 our crusader, tht would be fitting, woohoo~~~

feedbacks please ^^ i really intend to put evone in (depend on how long will i have the mood to write this crap, maybe this would be the only chapter XD), so in case u duan to be someone, tell me early XD there's no ploat at all, i juz make things up as i write XP