Monday, September 26, 2005

a letter to itv commentator james allen

dear james,

greetings. this letter is about the kimi vs. jpm comment u made on itv f1 coverage in the brasillian gp. we would like to offer you another angle on things you didnt see. and yes, we are die hard kimi-macca fans.

we are pretty sure that we payed a bit more attention on wot kimi and juan pablo did through out the season than you did. and we are sure that so did our principal ron. and there are reasons y we make kimi our driver of the year, although u can argue it's fernando since he's just clinched the WCship. to be fair, we start counting after juan pablo returns fine and fit.

yes, juan pablo had been very good for us, winning 3 of the last 7 GPs, but so did kimi. u might argue that he should hav won the one in belgium. and we will reply that mclaren din fueled kimi up for nothing. the strategy was ment to make kimi overtake juan pablo during the pit stops by himself and not juan letting kimi through. wot do u think the hot laps were for? kimi's fastest lap was a dazzling 2.1s off juan pablo's in the wet! he did that for fun? if that still doesnt convince u, we will say the win belongs to kimi anyway coz unfortunately juan pablo went out in the accident with pizzonia.

and look carefully, juan pablo won the british and italian GP. please let us remind us all that kimi had engine changes in those 2 GPs. heaviest fuel load in silverstone he went on from P12 to finish P3; qualified fastest with the again heaviest fuel load in monza and went from P11 to P4! and that was inspite of the left rear tyre problem! and yesterday, yes, locking up those tyres in qualy was kimi's own fault, but still, the way he went from P5 and nearly overtook juan pablo in the 2nd stop, wont u rank him the best driver in the field?

if that isnt enough, here's more. just 5 GPs ago, kimi went out first in qualifying in the dustiest hungaroring thanks to the brilliant new rules. 26hrs later, he became the winner of the 2005 hungarian GP against all odds. fernando won french and german GP with kimi's engine change put him P12 on the grid but finished P2 and retiring from the lead due to hydraulic failure in the later. and ofcoz winning turkish GP convincingly from pole. that's the 2nd half of the season after US GP.

perhaps not the one yesterday, but we thought kimi would hav won every single one of them if not the mechanical problems he suffered. to include those early in the season, he could hav been WC as early as monza.

nevertheless, we are enjoying and celebrating the strong performance put on by macca recently. good to hav monty back winning races, we congratulate fernando on being the youngest WC ever, but kimi is still the driver in our eyes. we apologize if the comments are too critical. enjoy the rest of the season and the fight for the constructor's championship.

warmest regards.

your sincerely,
ice-agers

congratulations to Alonso -from ice-agers

nice to see a new name carved beside the word World Champion. well done on making the youngest ever world champ!

appreciate the thrill u gave for being kimi's rival, to make every race so important to us, to make every win kimi gets feels better than sex(oops, sorry kids lol)...

hope the goods keep coming in the remainder 2 races and let us battle out the constructor's championship!!

Saturday, September 24, 2005

the story in shanghai 2005

今年尾在上海站拍的。。。请冰民们享用^__^

10月16日讯 - 经过alon-slow在巴西的车祸,

以及静冈的戏剧性战车故障,

世界冠军之争延到了今日的最后一站--上海。

kimi和alon-slow两个车手之间的间隔只不过是5分,alon-slow虽然很慢,但他只需多6分就可成为史上最幸运的世界冠军。

这场全世界车迷都期待已久的序幕战,终于将开始了。前芬兰冰人mika也不忘了为kimi打气。

更有无数的冰人迷扬旗支持。


毫无意外的,已在日本站夺了constructor's championship的迈凯轮双雄在星期六排位在再度大放光彩,勇夺首两席排位。令雷诺车队的所谓世冠角逐者alon-slow显得黯然无光。


正赛开始后mclaren,双雄即领先全场。trulli竟然割了alon-slow!他果然是slow!

但很可惜的,trulli在第一轮pit stop后又给alon-slow割回。。。

接着,整个gp竟然一路无事。。。显。。。好在mclaren双雄继续领先。


一直到2005年赛季的最后一圈,眼看alon-slow就要以一分之差幸夺世冠,奇迹发生了!alon-slow 的前翼突然间飞掉了!!!
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原本排在第四位的button很快的追了上来,容易的超越了alon-slow!

黑白格子旗已在视线内,迈凯轮车队欢庆kimi以与alon-slow同样的116分,但多4个分站冠军而获得2005年度世界冠军!
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kimi与观众庆祝他八个世冠(就是要比舒米多!)里的第一个!!!!而alon-slow只有到他的工程师怀抱里。。。
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本故事纯属虚构,若有雷同,纯属诅咒 ;p